How Self-Flying Sleighs Are Shrinking Santa’s Operational Cost


North Pole North Insurance announced that they are lowering Santa’s insurance rates for his sleighs. The company recognized that self-flying sleighs are much safer than Santa- or human-operated ones, and thus costs to the insurance company and the healthcare system are substantially lower.

So what?

Santa’s immediate reaction is likely going to be a demand to further discount his rates, given that his new sleighs all run on electricity (he gave up his internal combustion engine sleighs years ago). Combined, both discounts would provide him the opportunity to save even more money while on his Bahamas vacation.

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